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Why did you sleep so late?

You were at a friends house? Doing what?

You stayed up until 3 just chatting?

How long has she been married?

And she doesn’t have any kids.

Is she on the pill?

Just cuz I heard that it’s hard to pregnant

after being on the pill.

***

Yeah I’ve seen La La Land

You know what that movie’s about right?

It’s about choosing between

the person right next to you

and the person your really love.

I mean, those two characters

obviously didn’t love each other.

They didn’t even kiss,

let alone have sex.

Oh yeah, I guess they did kiss.

But when you’re really in love

you can’t keep your hands off each other.

Now, The Notebook

that’s a real love story

Yeah, it was an affair,

but when you’re in love, well

what can you do?

I mean, what’s the big deal.

***

You know,

I’m one of the most popular professors

at my university.

My reputation is squeaky clean.

You won’t find anyone

as well-loved

as I am.

 

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